Wednesday Writings

The president's personal to-do list

1) Call the secret service and tell them there is a ghost in Lincoln's bedroom.
2) Take a jog and wave at some photographers.
3) Dance party in the oval office.
4) While attending cabinet meeting, wonder why there are no cabinets.
5) Play hide-and-go seek with the secret service but don't tell them we're playing.
6) Join a tour group and act like a tourist.
7) Kiss a baby.
8) Get a fancy pen just for signing bills.
9) Buy all the legislators massages. Because they could all really relax a little.
10) Buy a scooter to ride around the White House.